I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.
I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS “THE SECRET MENU” AT STARBUCKS. IF YOU HAVE THE INGREDIENTS THEN THE BARISTA CAN MAKE IT BUT IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING BY NAME THAT SOME FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD MADE UP AND EXPECT THEM TO KNOW THEY ARE MOST LIKELY GOING TO THROW RANDOM SHIT IN A CUP AND IMMEDIATELY HATE YOU.